Archive for Soccer

Football Legends: Steven Gerrard

Posted in Football Legends, Soccer with tags , , , on December 26, 2007 by Patrick

While I staunchly disagree, I understand Americans resistance to soccer. All the domestic teams are rubbish and the game itself is seldom mentioned on our media outlets. Without exposure to quality footballers there will be no interest. Thus, I present Football Legends, a weekly series introducing you to phenomenal international footballers.

As a Man U supporter, it is difficult to enjoy the performances of Liverpool players. But one would have to be blind to miss the quality of Liverpool captain and savior Steven Gerrard.


The Pitch: Soccer Knowledge

Posted in Soccer, The Pitch with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 26, 2007 by Patrick
  • It has not been a holly, jolly holiday for Newcastle United. (NUFC Blog)
  • Manchester United eased past Sunderland 4-0. Footballocks has the highlights.
  • Chelsea loses Carvalho and A. Cole to suspension; Lampard to injury. Draw 4-4 to Aston Villa at home. I love every second of it. (Premiership Latest)
  • Everton is looking very good this year, winning 2-0 against Bolton. (The Bolton News)
  • Steven Gerrard managed to spare Liverpool the embarrassment of losing to Derby. Too bad. (This is Anfield)
  • Tottenham Spurs may be a solid side now. They destroyed Fulham 5-1. (Caught Offside)
  • David Hirshey anoints Manchester United the early winners of the “Hedonism Cup.”  (Deadspin)

The Best Sports Videos of 2007

Posted in Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 24, 2007 by Patrick

Here they are, the top sports videos and compilations of 2007 according to me:

The crowd at Fenway Park helps a young man finish the National Anthem on Disability Awareness Day:

    The boys took a beating on that one…

    Givin Em’ The Business

    More after the break…

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    Liverpool’s Season Just Got Worse

    Posted in Soccer, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 21, 2007 by Patrick

    The draw for the UEFA Champions League Playoff was conducted today. In a draw full of compelling match-ups, TIP will be anxiously awaiting:

    • Arsenal v. AC Milan
    • Manchester United v. Lyon
    • Liverpool v. Inter Milan
    • AS Roma v. Real Madrid

    The good folks at SoccerLens were good enough to liveblog it.

    Football Legends: Lionel Messi

    Posted in Football Legends, Soccer with tags , , , , on December 18, 2007 by Patrick

    While I staunchly disagree, I understand Americans resistance to soccer. All the domestic teams are rubbish and the game itself is seldom mentioned on our media outlets. Without exposure to quality footballers there will be no interest. Thus, I present Football Legends, a weekly series introducing you to phenomenal international footballers.

    20-year old wonder, Argentinian International Lionel Messi plays for FC Barcelona and was named to the FIFPro World XI. Proclaimed the predecessor to Maradona by Maradona himself, Messi is an unmeasurable talent.

    Continuing My ITVN Rant

    Posted in Soccer with tags , on December 16, 2007 by Patrick

    So, as I was saying…If you haven’t guessed already, I have a bit of a soccer habit. To be a bit more descriptive, I have a Manchester United flag placed prominently in my living room. What began as a cute little fascination and has grown into a religion. I check the blogs, sing the songs and watch every game.

    I used to be able to watch all the games through Fox Soccer Channel, which is provided by my cable provider. But last year, Fox Soccer Channel and Setanta Sports came to an agreement in which they would split coverage in America. This was problematic because Setanta is not available on cable and, since I rent, I’m not keen on getting satellite TV. So, I panicked a bit. I scoured the internet looking for some way to get my fix. I was in a bad place and the folks at ITVN said they could get me what I needed.

    ITVN is a broadband television company. You sign up, they send you a receiver, connect that receiver to your router and, theoretically, it streams television stations through your internet connection. Sounds wonderful, doesn’t it. When we first started using it we weren’t thrilled, but it was satisfactory. The video quality was lacking–it looks like streaming video looks when you enlarge it a bit too much–but it was certainly better than going cold turkey on game day.

    Recently, however, it has gotten worse. The connection has gotten less and less consistent, stopping live games to re-buffer(if that’s the correct term) the connection. Today, however, was absolutely outrageous.

    We get up at 8:30 to watch the game and get about :4 seconds into the match before its first interruption. From there on out we were unable to watch more than 30 seconds of the game without interruption. Connections lost, buffering, servers down. A million different messages all to say one thing: your connection is failing repeatedly. This type of stuff will make you act irrationally. You find yourself punching couches and yelling at inanimate objects. We missed goals, yellow cards, near misses and free kicks. We missed nearly the entirety of the game. This was Manchester v. Liverpool. This wasn’t Fulham v. Derby County. There are only two guaranteed annual matchups between these two teams, and I’ve missed one of them.

    Of course, the no account bums at ITVN don’t have customer service representatives available on weekends. Only business hours Monday-Friday, when no one is watching. So I searched the net for some type of solution. They had the normal suggestions. Unplug some stuff, then plug it back in. Jump up and down while patting your head and rubbing your belly. Crap. So, while looking for some helpers I noticed they had a forum where you can, “participate in live public discussions!” For a good laugh, take a gander at it. Here is an excerpt:

    Mossman writes:

    This service SUCKS. I have had it for over a year and a half and it has been nothing but ups and downs (More downs) w/ these people. I have dealt w/ hearing ITVN say “It Setanta’s fault their satelite is the issue blah blah blah. We have heard that ITVN is experiencing difficulties etc. You guys have had many many months to rectify what seems to most of us to be the same problems over and over again. I have never come on here and bashed anyone or called you out, but today is the final straw. You are a typical company that is led by a bunch of unintelligent losers who can’t screw in a light bulb w/out f’n that up too. It starts at the top and works it’s way down and then the sh*t flows down to the poor people in tech support who get bashed over and over again. There is no communication, there probably isn’t a single person looking into the issues as we speak as it’s only 6am on a Sunday on the West Coast and so here goes another weekend w/ the same ole BS from ITVN. You would have thought that w/ the problems they had yesterday that they would have someone monitoring the service this morning w/ such a massive audience wanting to see the match. But no, Fabian is tucked in w/ his PJ’s on dreaming of dollar bills and the tech support people have been out all night partying on our hard earned dollars. Thankfully the other match of the weekend is on Fox Soccer which never has problems. Too bad they couldn’t get all of the EPL games and we wouldn’t even be talking about this. Anyway, if the WEBMASTER feels that this is too much on this message board you can go ahead and BAN me and at the same time you can PISS off………….”

    Oh there’s plenty more where that came from. Misery truly loves company. I thought I was alone in my suffering. Everyone was experiencing the same exact thing. So, like a good little addict, I went directly to the dealer. I went to Setanta’s website and signed up for their browser-based broadband service in three minutes and was able to salvage the last 10 minutes of the game uninterrupted. You’re more than willing to deal with a 4×4″ screen when the alternative is so excruciatingly bad that you’d rather not see a second of the game than deal with the frustrations.

    Manchester v. Liverpool

    Posted in Soccer with tags , , , , on December 16, 2007 by Patrick

    When a game has to be scheduled midday to discourage rampant alcohol abuse, you know you’ve got a rivalry. Tomorrow marks the next meeting between two of the fiercest rivals in any sport, Manchester United FC and Liverpool FC. It is difficult, as an American, to imagine just how intense it must be. We speak of great rivalries in this country–Yankees vs. Red Sox, Duke vs. North Carolina, Ohio State vs. Michigan, etc–but none of them have reached such heightened levels of animus.

    Here are some of the historical highlights of this volatile rivalry via News of the World:

    • Players have been pelted with coins and cell phones.
    • After a Manchester United player, Alan Smith, broke his leg, his ambulance was pelted with bottles and stones en route to the hospital.
    • A United player, Gary Neville, stuck in traffic while in Liverpool, was mobbed. Liverpool fans attempted to overturn Neville’s car.
    • The following year, Neville ran 60 yards to taunt Liverpool supporters following a go-ahead goal. Some wanted him to be charged criminally with attempting to incite a riot.
    • One Liverpool player broke both legs of former Manchester striker Andy Cole in a furious tackle on the six-yard line.
    • In 1973, hundreds of United supporters ran onto the pitch at Old Trafford, attacking Liverpool fans.

    I have heard rumors of supporters throwing cups of feces at opposition fans. I don’t know that Yankee Stadium ever takes that tone, even in October. This is a rivalry of unhealthy proportions, but it makes for very compelling television. With that said, I have to get to bed. Midday in England is 8:30 a.m. Eastern. But I will leave you with two chants: Continue reading